Written by: Elroy Schwartz. Directed by: Charles Barton.

I’m ba-a-a-a-ck! I had a great vacation but I must have missed the Davis family–Brian Keith has appeared in my dreams the past two nights (and not in an entirely salacious way).

This week’s episode is an unusually violent one right from the very beginning.

The twins’ fight over the rules of checkers quickly escalates, as Jody threatens to “sock” Buffy.

Buffy runs to Uncle Bill, who is reclining in his chair and reading a book. (Somehow, I don’t enjoy many such moments as a parent.)

Uncle Bill explains that Jody must never hit a girl. (Jody wonders if that goes for kicking, too. It does.)

In true TV style, Uncle Bill’s words are put to the test the very next day.

When this girl approaches Buffy to join her for lunch and an exchange of schoolroom “tattles,” Buffy declines. She has to eat lunch with Jody, she explains.

Jody gives Buffy permission to desert him and settles down to eat his lunch alone. (Doesn’t he have any friends? I worry about that boy, sometimes.)

A decidedly undainty girl named Jeannie joins Jody and demands that he trade sandwiches with her.

We get our first insight into Jeannie’s troubled home life when we see what she’s brought to school for lunch.

Gag!

Understandably, Jody resists trading, but Jeannie won’t take no for an answer.

After school, a ravenous Jody wolfs down a decent sandwich and explains the day’s events to Uncle Bill.

Bill is proud that Jody didn’t hit Jeannie, and Jody basks in his uncle’s approval.

The next day, Jody tries to avoid Jeannie by eating lunch inside with the janitor. She finds him later, though, and expresses her displeasure.

Ouch.

To her credit, Cissy steps in to protect her younger brother. She takes off for Jeannie’s neighborhood, a little slice of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn that exists somewhere between the Davis high-rise and the kids’ school.

New York really is an amazing city, isn’t it?

Things don’t go especially well for Cissy.

Let’s face it–even when she puts on her bitch face, Cissy doesn’t exactly ooze street cred.

She tries to explain to Jeannie’s mother that Jody is in a difficult position because he knows it’s wrong to hit girls. We get a deeper insight into Jeannie’s home life from Mrs. Michaels’ reply–she says someone should tell her husband that rule. (According the laugh track, we should find that line funny.)

Finally, Jeannie’s mother tells Cissy to mind her own business.

Witnessing this confrontation makes Jeannie even angrier that usual.

The next day, she decks Jody for no reason at all.

Uncle Bill decides it’s time to step in and talk to Jeannie’s father.

Unfortunately, he finds Mr. Michaels is no more ready to engage in reasonable dialog than his daughter is.

Afterwards, Jody is disappointed that Uncle Bill didn’t punch the guy. Bill explains that Jody should try to talk things out with Jeannie before she hits him again. This only results in an extortion scheme–Jody agrees to provide Jeannie with sandwiches and money to keep her off his case.

Hearing this, Uncle Bill trots back to the neighborhood tenement to confront Mr. Michaels again. Jeannie’s dad seems momentarily contrite, before unloading a sucker punch on Bill.

The ensuing fight goes by too quickly for me to capture any good images, but this is how it ends up.

Afterwards, Uncle Bill feels embarrassed and hopes to hide the whole thing from the kids. (He declines French’s offer to explain the situation to Jody through a lecture on the dangers of “craven appeasement.” I love French.)

Word spreads quickly at school, of course, and the twins report happily to their uncle that his forceful action has made Jeannie back down. They enlighten him a bit about the rules of the school-yard, where words aren’t as important as actions.

We have one of our requisite sweet endings. Sigh. Is it any wonder that I dream about this guy?

All’s well that ends well, except maybe for Jeannie and her violent, impoverished family. I’m guessing she’s in the women’s equivalent of Attica right now.

Commentary

What old-school family sit com didn’t have a bully episode like this? In the ineffectual attempts of family members to find a reasonable solution, this reminds me of the Buddy Hinton episode of The Brady Bunch. (Elroy Schwartz, who wrote this episode, was the brother of Brady Bunch creator Sherwood Schwartz. He wrote several episodes of that series, but not the Buddy Hinton one.)

Guest Cast

Girl: Kellie Flanagan. Mr. Michaels: Sean McClory. Mrs. Michaels: Kathleen O’Malley. Jeannie: Claire Wilcox.

Flanagan, McClory, O’Malley. They should have aired this one on St. Patrick’s Day.

Flanagan was Candice in the TV series The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. (That’s a show I’d love to see again.)

Claire Wilcox was active as a child actress throughout the 1960s, but she dropped out of sight after a couple of Partridge Family appearances.

Fun Facts

Jody only likes sardines that are “naked”–lacking heads and tails.

Written by: John McGreevey. Directed by: Charles Barton.

Synopsis

Uh-oh! Jody’s delusional again!

Uncle Bill returns from a one-night trip out of town to learn that Jody has acquired an invisible companion–Arthur the bear. Bill figures Jody will forget about the bear by breakfast time the next morning.

Not exactly. Arthur is a guest at the Davis table.

French is annoyed with this new addition to the family, but he hasn’t seen anything yet. Arthur is a rather disruptive bear.

Jody uses a whole bottle of Cissy’s hair spray on Arthur’s fur. She’s rightfully annoyed–she probably goes through a bottle a day herself shellacking that flip into position.

Buffy suffers, too. She feels left out when Jody is playing with Arthur.

Arthur even violates the sanctity of French’s bedroom.

I’m feeling his pain here.

Most alarmingly, Arthur invades the twins’ classroom and causes a major disruption.

The teacher ends up sending the twins home early.

Imagine how that would go over today–sending kids home early for misbehaving.

Bill, who initially saw Arthur as Jody’s equivalent to Mrs. Beasley, grows concerned. Jody ends up in a place where I suspect he’ll be spending a lot of time later in life–a psychologist’s office.

She says the well-behaved Jody is using Arthur to act out his hatreds and hostilities. She encourages the rest of the family to accept Arthur. (Her office is Family Affair green! Everyone take a drink!)

The family tries to follow her advice, but everyone finds it taxing. Eventually, Bill has a heart-to-heart talk with Jody and comes to the conclusion that the boy is well-adjusted.

Our first “‘Awww…” moment of the Season 2.

Bill drives the whole family out to a barren hellscape, where Arthur is released.

Arthur, we hardly knew ye.

We end with one of those sitcom “Could it be?” moments, as French believes he sees a bear running away.

Commentary

On old radio and TV shows, child psychologists are buffoons who fail to realize that parenting just requires good old-fashioned common sense. I think I’m with the psychologist here, though. An imaginary friend carried to the point of disrupting the classroom would worry me.

Guest Cast

Dr. Dorothy Cramer: Adrienne Marden. Miss Ainsley: Mitzi Hoag. Sue Evelyn: Susan Marie Benjamin. Howard: Kevin Cooper. Hoag had regular roles on the series Hawaii Five-O and Here Come the Brides.