Welcome to another installment of Family Affair Friday! This week’s episode may not have the best script, but it does have an amazing guest star.
Written by: John McGreevey. Directed by: William D. Russell.
Nigel French hires a maid to help with a dinner party.
He quickly discovers that she’s inept and tries to fire her, but she plays on his sympathy. He ends up covering for her mistakes–and he does it so effectively that a party guest who lives in building hires her.
French is subsequently called upon to rescue Adele from many disasters, from dog-devoured dinners to overflowing washing machines.
Meanwhile…doesn’t this show have some cute kids in it?
Buffy and Jody are having some trouble building a model dam for school. Uncle Bill offers to help. His idea of helping, unfortunately, is doing the whole project by himself at work. (Actually, he admits to letting his co-workers do most of it.)
The teacher objects, of course.
French’s efforts to help Adele are similarly fruitless. Eventually, her employers discover her ineptitude. After they fire her, she tells off French, who regrets getting involved in the first place.
Together, Uncle Bill and French decide the family motto should be “Don’t get involved.” (French wants to engrave it on his wall!)
Just then, Cissy enters the room and makes a spontaneous speech thanking Uncle Bill for his involvement, and bemoaning the lack of involvement the kids faced in Terre Haute.
Her speech works, though. (It also provides a bit of foreshadowing for next week’s episode.) Uncle Bill is so moved he decides to stay home for the evening!
Now let’s watch the credits to see who played Adele.
Commentary: The first time I watched this episode as an adult, I really did spend the whole episode wondering how I knew the actress playing Adele. A familiar-looking guest star is a common thing on Family Affair. Usually, it just means that the actor in question made a bazillion ’60s TV guest appearances and played bit parts in dozens of movies.
Sadly, both the Adele role and the script are a waste of Loy’s talents. (Her performance is actually pretty flat, too–I think that’s one reason I didn’t immediately recognize her.) Every potentially interesting scene–from Adele’s flubs to the teacher’s reaction to the Davis dam–happens off camera. If they’d included those scenes, maybe I wouldn’t have spent all my time looking for interesting bits of set decoration.
Adele: Myrna Loy. Sheila: June Vincent. Ken: Carleton Young. What to say about the beautiful Myrna Loy? She started in movies in 1925 and played exotic sirens during the silent era. In the 1930s she began playing the sophisticated comedy roles that made her famous. She is best known as Nora Charles in the Thin Man series of films. In the 1940s she starred in the charming comedies The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer and Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House and in the excellent World War II aftermath drama The Best Years of Our Lives. She continued working through the 1980s, mostly in TV movies, but Family Affair was one of few TV series appearances she ever made. Loy died in 1993.
Well, of course, there’s Cissy’s violin-backed speech about the lack of caring the kids experienced in Terre Haute. Jody also mentions the old hometown.
Uncle Bill’s favorite dish is curried chicken. The twins like to eat “Sloppy Sams.” French prefers to call them “Untidy Samuels!”
Adele: “I’ve learned my lesson–never listen to a man.”
This Week’s Bonus Feature
Barbie Talk (Barbie Fan Magazine), March/April 1971 (The magazine doesn’t actually note its publication year. I’m guessing 1971 based on the dolls advertised in the magazine.)
I read somewhere the elephant cute exit was a Brian Keith’s idea. He used to create these kind of games for the kids on the set…
Great article and pics. Thank you!!!!
I thought it seemed like a Brian Keith idea. Thanks for the info!
It was a story Johnny Whitaker told in the TV Radio Mirror article of July 1967: “He makes up games and plays them with us. Remember on one show, when we were pretending to be a great, big elephant? ‘Uncle Bill’ was the trunk and I was the middle and ‘Buffy’ was the tail. Well, Brian made that up. He always thinks up games for us to play.”
That’s right! I should have remembered that. Thanks!
So there is no dishwasher in the perfect Davis household! At least, that avoids the risk of suds being thrown all over the kitchen.
There’s another fine excuse for going out instead of staying home with the kids: Overly project assistance sort of flops, so let’s sulk, call the next lady available and take her out for a nice, safe, comfortable evening!
Very nice dramatic composition of your article (great, as always) this time. Your articles always provide ample information about U.S. TV history. Thanks a lot.
Glad you liked it! Yes, Uncle Bill doesn’t come off too well in this episode. Even as a new parent, he should have known that doing the whole project for the kids was not appropriate.
Myrna Loy is as cute as a button in the maid outfit. I’m sorry to hear the script was a waste of her talent.
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