Written by: John McGreevey. Directed by: Charles Barton.
Buffy and Jody, rushing into the apartment after school, find a surprise–Uncle Bill, who’s taken the afternoon off.
Jody tells his uncle that he’s purchased a Venus flytrap seed from a classmate.
Buffy explains that she contributed to the purchase, although she prefers plants that just sit around looking pretty, rather than chowing down on things.
She perks up when the phone rings, but it turns out to be a call for Buffy. A classmate named Leonard has been calling Buffy and breathing into the phone instead of talking.
When Uncle Bill asks Cissy what’s bothering her, she makes the surprising claim that nobody likes her.
Her best friends Trish and Laura have better luck, she says. Trish has three older brothers and can talk about sports knowledgeably. And Laura’s secret? She’s pretty, Cissy says. (I bet Trish would really enjoy hearing this conversation. I also wonder why Sharon doesn’t rate as one of Cissy’s BFFs.)
The only boy who notices Cissy is Wendell, a boy nobody notices.
Bill suggests that Cissy invite a few classmates over for a get-together soon, so she can get to know some boys in a relaxed environment.
(Those paper cups are cute, although I’m surprised French would put out paper cups.)
Cissy may not care for Wendell, but his reading habits have totally won me over.
When Cissy wonders aloud where the other boys are, Wendell suggests that they may have come down with same virus that “Trish and Gail” have.
(The actress who plays Laura on this episode has previously appeared as a character named Gail.)
He hangs up on the little pervert, then gets the low-down from French on Cissy’s party. Trish and Laura, it seems, stayed away so Cissy could have the boys to herself–and the boys stayed away when they heard Trish and Laura wouldn’t be there.
He decides that they should call in experts to help solve Cissy’s problem.
This modeling expert advises Cissy to refrain from smiling 99 percent of the time–this will make her rare smiles “an event.” Yes, everyone knows that a sullen look is a guy-magnet. (While I think her advice sucks, I do like the modeling expert’s outfit.)
The other experts behind Exteme Makeover: Cissy Edition include:
Wow, Bill knows some weird women. No wonder he’s chosen to stay single.
She rejects a drab outfit that only an uncle could love on Cissy.
Somehow, Cissy ends buying the type of dress she always wears.
When Cissy debuts her new look for school the next day, she makes a big impression on the twins, who think she looks like a princess.
The boys at school like it, though.
It’s a little hard to understand how, amid late 1960s youth culture, these boys find the middle-aged-business-woman look so captivating.
Wendell’s reaction bothers Cissy, which is also hard to understand, since she never seemed to like him in the first place. She also grows weary of keeping up the sophisticated repartee.
Back at home, Jody gets a shock when he realizes he’s been scammed–his Venus flytrap is really an onion.
She’s tired of trying to keep up the Venus flytrap front when she’s really an onion, she explains. Bill denies that she’s an onion, but he’s relieved that she’s back to normal.
Buffy’s relieved when Bill assures she won’t have to go through the expert makeover process when she’s older.
What a weird episode. Maybe it would have worked better early in the first season, when Cissy could have felt insecure about fitting in with city kids. By this point in the second season, we’ve seen her have as much success with boys as any 16-year-old really needs to have. If this episode had aired earlier, it might have also helped to explain Bill’s unfamiliarity with helpful parenting phrases such as “Be yourself” and “Your real friends will like you for who you are.”
One plus for this episode–during the drama coach scene, French gets to play a teenage boy and utter such words as “groovy.”
Wendell: Charles Herbert. Model: Lynn Borden. Drama Teacher: Jenifer Lea. Hairdresser: Danielle Aubry. Psychologist: Jackie Russell. Dress Stylist: Maurine Dawson. Laura: Diane Mountford. Trish: Susan Abbott. Rick: Oaky Miller. Eddie: Patrick Thomas. Jeff: Scutter McKay.
I love the opening sentence of Herbert’s IMDb bio: “Charles Herbert was a mildly popular 1950s child actor with a trademark sulky puss and thick, furrowed eyebrows, who was known for his inquisitive kid besieged by alien beings, including a robot, human fly and several house-haunting ghosts.”
He appeared in such movies as Houseboat, The Fly, 13 Ghosts, and Please Don’t Eat the Daisies.
Aubry, Borden, Lea, and Mountford are all Family Affair veterans. As noted, Mountford had appeared twice as Gail, so it’s strange that her name is Laura here. Even more strangely, she will appear as Sharon in an upcoming season-two episode and will later appear as a character named Anita.
Oaky Miller now goes by the name Chuck Harris and works as a personal manager.